Superhero Pets

RULE 2: Never Patronize your Pets

Never ridiculize your pet assuming he looks cute in superhero outfit. Pets don't have super hero abilities, and humans have proven how inferior they are to their pets, by making them wear silly super hero outfits that they buy for $3.99 in WalMart. Pets should dress elegantly according to their status. Superhero outfits underestimate your pet and his intellect, and could damage his self esteem if done regularly. You think you are laughing at your pet, but your pet is laughing at you.

Its fine to dress up your kids as superheroes, and ridicule them. That is what they are for. For your own personal entertainment, but please don't underestimate your pets.