Superhero Pets

RULE 2: Never Patronize your Pets

Never ridiculize your pet assuming he looks cute in superhero outfit. Pets don't have super hero abilities, and humans have proven how inferior they are to their pets, by making them wear silly super hero outfits that they buy for $3.99 in WalMart. Pets should dress elegantly according to their status. Superhero outfits underestimate your pet and his intellect, and could damage his self esteem if done regularly. You think you are laughing at your pet, but your pet is laughing at you.

Its fine to dress up your kids as superheroes, and ridicule them. That is what they are for. For your own personal entertainment, but please don't underestimate your pets.

The truth behind our pets

Cat control. The truth of the Whitehouse. Who is really behind the Whitehouse?
The mastermind behind the dogs. One of the best kept secrets in world politics.



One of my patients, a very prominent man from France, sent to me an urgent email this morning, saying that he had seen his dog Altair ultimately assuming all the decisions in the house. This pattern it typical once we understand our secondary role in the lives of pets. This is what he writes " ok... original book has gone. I think into the secret dog library. so we found a better one... altair reads it before going to bed usually. some form of empowerment obviously, but we are only humans, so how would we understand? " After years of trying to subdue the dog ( this is the ultimate mistaken human fantasy) my patient finally understood that that is not his role in life. After finally gaining this understanding, my patient realizes that not only the dog must decide, but that his life is only significant as far as it is useful for the dog. In the next entries we will be seeing how this phenomena is seen across pets, even bizarre choices of pets. Ever heard how brilliant pigs are ? or how manipulative parrots can be? or how wise turtles are? this is all but the truths in the fascinating world of pets, people and appliances.

Not All The Presidents Pets

I just thought I would bring these photos out from the archives to illustrate the importance of pets in modern American politics. I don't want to say to much as the photos themselves speak volumes. All I want is to give them a bit of context so you can grasp the importance of pets in society and more importantly there critical role in history.

In the first photo you can see the 44th President of America Barack Obama running to the oval office accompanied by his dog. This photo was taken just after North Korea launched its long range rocket. Baracks meeting with the United Nations Security Council was delayed as Barack's wife, Michele had taken the dog for a walk and couldn't not be found.

The horse with Kennedy was brought in specially to deal with the cuban missile crisis in October 1962 after JFK's other pet couldn't handle the pressure of negotiating with the Russians (dolphins are notoriously bad negotiators). Ironically this horse went by the name of Trotsky.

In the final photo we can see Geroge W's dog licking his lips with anticipation as they arrive at camp david to start peace talks between Israel and Palestine.

The problem with Pet Fitness

The video above shows the aberration known as Pet Fitness. As an animal therapist, I think the video is a serious threat to our otherwise harmonious relationship of pet and owner. In this video the person is no longer a mediator, but a trainer, a condition which not only stresses the pet, but underestimates the pet's intellectual mind. Pet's should cultivate their mind with the mediator's help, and cant waste time in superfluous task and activities, such as body culture, or frisbee. If you want to destroy your pet's critical mind throw him a ball or make your pet perform aerobics.

Checking blog with dog

In this example once again the individual is a mediator for the pet's global relationships. It transcends the appliance, and the appliance is another mediator for the pet's bigger purposes and goals. It is important to keep your pet connected to the global market and to other pets worldwide. Here they (well pet is checking human is merely providing the mechanism) are checking this blog.

Investigating the influence of swine flu on the behaviour of pets: Enrique villaseñor and Family.

This is a very interesting example of people mimicking actions of their pets. The pets having a more sophisticated mind set, decided to take appropriate measures against the swine flu epidemic in Mexico City, so the owner follow up. This is no longer people as mediator, but pet as controller of our lives, which happens after people start adopting pet's behaviour. Please take a careful note at the cat's defiant stare. It's also worth mentioning that in situations of local/global catastrophes a pet will always take charge of situation. It will make all the important decisions in attempting to deal with the threat to the planet. Why else do you think presidents always have pets?

Flavio: The Ultimate Appliance Sentinel

To the ignorant eye, Flavio is a cute dog sitting in a chair, which he learnt from his owner. However, a closer look will reveal, that Flavio is guarding the kitchen, most specifically the fridge. Flavio was not told to guard the fridge, Flavio understands the weak nature of the owner, his gluttony and his tendency to become obese. The dog then decides to guard the fridge, and was in no way commanded to do so. Flavio is not performing any physical activity that is too strenuous, he is sitting and thinking.... and at the same time protecting his owner of his own self destruction. This is what is known as a pet's critical mind for appliances.

Dog attempting to clean

RULE NUMBER 1: A pet can never attempt a task single handedly.

A pet always needs a person as a mediator. Without a mediator a pet wont be able to perform any task in and around the house. A pet understands a task and can inform a person how to perform tasks, but will never be able to perform tasks. It is important to remember that a pet should be kept without stress or strain of performing the task. Your pet should always remain strain and stress-free, this ensures your pet's longevity.

Slice the Kamaboko diagonally

Pets, People and Appliances is blog inspired by the great show Cooking with dog, hosted by Francis the dog. The importance of this video is fundamentally that Francis is the intellectual author of such recipes, whereas the japanese woman just provides the physical work. This is a very important learning in our everyday activities. Our pets not only sit around, and look, they really look, Francis is not only an exemplary pet, but fundamental for the cooking in the show. That is the show does not exist without Francis. Francis is the show. In this blog, and through my experience as a pet therapist, I have learned to understand that the role of the owner or individual is merely a mediator, in the bigger relationship between appliance and pet. For the blind eye, Francis doesn't seem to do much, but a careful look at the video shows that Francis orchestrates the cooking. The woman is but a mediator in the show. This is a relationship we will be exploring in the blog more carefully as well as the problem with the concept of PET Do it yourself, or pet activities. We will also be taking a closer look at Mariko's Takashi Fitness Video and how this presents a problem in our relationship with pets, and our roles as mediators