Pets Anonymous

A patient, a very odd fish indeed, sent me this photo. This shows the inverse pattern of what we have seen below, this shows the dog mimicking his owners behavior. His owner , obviously suffering from sever alcoholism, has forgotten to cultivate and nurture , and to serve as a slave of his pet. Hence bringing the pet to his own fall and addiction. This is a very sad image. Keep your habits and lifestyle healthy not for you own sake but for your pets. My patient will probably not recover, humans are weak and incapable of handling addiction, however I am glad to say the pet Marlon is full recovery now , and a new owner has now been assigned.

Pet's Identity and Alter Ego

Identification of pet's doppelganger or alter ego. A doppelganger is a sinister form of bilocation. It is known in certain cultures that some lions will disguise as mexican dogs to devour the pet's owner, or just because they cant be bothered to hunt. Clever beings again using humans as slaves.

Preparing your Pet for a Day Out

Pets Skin Cancer Prevention

Always remember to keep your pet protected from the sun, if necessary carry and umbrella and carry it around, and hold it when your pet needs a rest.

Editting with Cat

One of my patient/fans wrote me "cat Basil helping me to edit. I decided to work with him because I find his aesthetic sense and knowledge of the history of cinema to be greater than most editors I have worked with." In the surface this picture depicts a "cute kitten" on a keyboard, one should always be careful of such called "cute" pets. I think the problem with my patient, is he has lost his role as mediator, by allowing the pet to take control of the keyboard, it is important that the mediator performs, and in this image , the mediator is no longer there, worse of all , my patient suffers from denial, he thinks the cat is helping him edit, when in fact the cat has taken full control of the situation. I do have to say I full agree that the cat has a greater aesthetic sense and cinematic knowledge definitely much more than my patient. Will keep you posted on patient's and cat's film progress. Think they were working on series called The Mind of the Assassin, episode one Bambi.

Fly preparation for the Olympics of 1910

Symbolic Pets

Pets that we dream off, or dream pets, pets with hidden meaning, pets as symbols, pets that control our minds, pets that are apparently meaningless. Buñuel was asked a couple of times the meaning of the chickens in his film? One wonders if it was but the chickens that wanted to be in that film, one of those unsolved mysteries in cinema.

Relaxing Lori after Online Shopping

Its important to alleviate your pet's stress from their hard-working and complex daily activities.

Epiphanies From Great Thinkers

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers is contained in a dog.
(Franz Kafka circa 1905)